Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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