talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
