We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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