Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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