i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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