this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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