Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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