am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
