Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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