One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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