I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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