I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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