No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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