Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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