absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Randomize
