I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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