their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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