How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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