Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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