respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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