He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
