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So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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