There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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