So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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