he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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