I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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