Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
what day is it and did you see me today?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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