We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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