I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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