I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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