Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
It's never too late to be topless.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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