That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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