hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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