Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
vagina is talking i cant
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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