I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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