did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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