I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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