Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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