erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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