dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
whose parrot is this?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Everclear isn't food dammit
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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