Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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