So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
My breasts were aching with rage.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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