I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
i think im in europe. pls send help
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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