: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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