Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
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