? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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