Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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