PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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