No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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