Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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