I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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